Lost #1.9: Solitary
So, after torturing Sawyer last episode (!), Sayid went off wandering the island in this episode. He came across a cable (!) which led him to Crazy French Woman (!), who spoke perfect English (!). She tortured him in turn for no real reason (!), drugged him (!), told him he had to stay and then let him go (!). The only reason I can see her for her being there, was so Sayid could tell his flashback story (which I loved) to someone.
Meanwhile, back at the beach, Hypochondriac Comic Relief Guy showed up out of nowhere, also for no good reason, besides, obviously, comic relief (!).
And Hurley built a golf course (!).
This episode was crazy.